Posts Tagged ‘John Roberts’
Idol Gives Back Shows Change Required
by John Roberts This week's results episode of American Idol was a 2 hour special including a fund raiser for "Idol Gives Back", featuring many organizations helping less fortunate individuals all around the world. It was a successful night, raising nearly $45 million. The thing that stood out most to me was the fact that our country is a piece [...]
Blonde Is The New Green
by John Roberts US Energy Secretary, Steven Chu, recently proposed that all black streets and roof tops be painted white as a measure to help curb global warming. The theory behind this proposal is that lighter colors would reflect the suns rays back into space, rather than trap them in the earth and increase global temperatures. Al Gore [...]
10 Ways To Spot A Violent Conservative
by John Roberts In light of recent events involving death threats from Republicans, Christian teabaggers, and conservatives, we wanted to make our readers aware of the dangers that are around us today, and arm you with information to prevent yourself from entering a dangerous situation. Nancy Pelosi has witnessed this violence first hand. It [...]
Cash for Cable Program Working
by John Roberts Politicians in Washington have been engaging in what they term, "Creative Spending", to give a boost to another sagging industry, TV advertising. Instead of simply giving funds to television networks, they are buying advertising for this year's census, and not just a little. "The government has bought up nearly all of our [...]
Wrong Choice Tebows!
by John Roberts Come on Tebows! Let's not take this Pro-Choice thing to far. Apparently you have a hard time understanding what 'choice' means. It's not that you get to decide between several choices when you're pregnant. The choice you make is abortion. I'm so outraged and offended that you guys made the wrong choice, and then go flaunt it in [...]
Maximum Wage Passes
by John Roberts It appears Americans have finally had enough of the outrageous bonuses and wages for CEO's, and other "disgustingly rich" individuals. The recent Maximum Wage bill has been signed and passed into law. Included in the bill was an increase in the minimum wage to $100,000, which is also the maximum wage. Politicians in [...]
Free Market Failure?: Air America
by John Roberts Conservatives all over the nation are reeling over the fact that the "free" market couldn't protect liberal talk radio from bankruptcy. Air America is finally closing it's doors and protecting itself from creditors through bankruptcy. Economists are also baffled. "It seemed there was a space in the market for liberal [...]
Change Delivered as Obama Finishes 1st Year
by John Roberts After his first year in office, President Obama can look back on his first year in office with pride, having delivered on his promise for change by all estimations. Many a campaign promise was made, and almost all of them have been changed. During the campaign, Barack Obama ridiculed John McCain for proposing a tax on [...]
Education Sucks, Knowledge Rules
by John Roberts That's right. I said it. Education, as it seems to be defined today, sucks. Let's see if I can capture the essence of the American education system. Go to school/daycare for 7 hours a day for 12 years, and get a high school diploma, then you have an education. Simple. Although, I don't know that people with a high school [...]
Post-Term Abortions Pushed by Independent Congressman
by John Roberts In an attempt at a compromise both sides of the aisle can live with, one senator is thinking outside of the box. Although in his efforts, a new type of debate has begun, with parties taking sides, sparking new fury over the sensitive topic. Post-term abortions are defined as “The destruction of the fetus after birth and [...]
